When my friend Matt disappeared, I thought he was just busy watching basketball and war coverage. However, I have sadly discovered that he has contracted
Rosie O'Donnell Disease. This disease apparently occurs when one's hatred for George Bush results in a cut finger which in turn results in a staff infection, which in turn results in disappearing off the face of the planet. With your help we can help save Matt, and others like him. Give the boy a job, buy a book, make a contribution, or maybe just send him an email explaining what a great person George Bush actually is. Every little bit counts. Together we can do it.