Yes folks, that's right, a Law & Order video game.
IGN liked it, TechTV did not.

Sometimes it seems there are so many beautiful people in this world that there is just not enough time to read all of their books. But how will us lesser beings be able to function properly without having heard their expertise on life? Well you can thank Seanbaby for the Cliffs Notes.


The jacket of this book puts everything into perspective. “Amid the chaotic blare of moral confusion in our world, a clear, credible voice emerges – the voice of supermodel Kim Alexis.” The fact that this sentence was not followed immediately by fifteen lines of “hahahahahaha” indicates to me that it was written by a book jacket writing robot not programmed to recognize the funniest thing in the world.

To paraphrase Adam Sandler in the timeless classic, "Little Nicky":
"KaZaa Lite is the schiz-nitt!"
Though it isn't quite as "f-cking awesome" as Popeye's chicken - but soon you probably can download pirated food off it.

"I'd like a salad, too, Davey." - Juan Pierre

Right now, I am very hungry. I have an unbearable craving for a big ol' salad with ranch dressing. To be immediately followed with a pizza buffet. I would scarf down both these items with unimaginable speed and precision. However, at this current point in time, there exists no such facility near my present location in the universe that can meet my needs. How could fate be so cruel as to place my current self in such a useless and uncaring world. Life, why you mock me?